Things Not To Do

There are lists that some people make for things they want to do before they die. I have contemplated making such a list but it soon became apparent that there were more things that I did not want to do. Here are a few: getting a tongue stud, going to the North Pole, wear plumbers pants, get a wig, join the Knights of Columbus, join the effort to save the planet, assist at a brain surgery, go to the Moon, buy and drive an old car, spend a night living on the "street", repudiate my U.S. citizenship, get a sex change, get a tattoo, appear on the Jerry Springer Show, sky dive, and finally, use hedge clippers to trim my toenails.